what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

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walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."
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Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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leaving the house with new clothes on


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